The Ice Skating Stalker

So, I went to Becca's birthday party, right? Well, it turns out we went ICE SKATING!!!! Very exciting, I know. It was my first time. It was very fun, but I will probably not do it again. Unless its a date that a guy takes me on. Or I feel like going ice skating. But I got a lot of blisters, and I only fell once. And the only reason I fell was because some kid decided it would fun to knock me over. And this is where my exciting story begins.
Me & Crystal were hanging on to each other for dear life, well perhaps less dramatic but still hanging, when this kid who's about Jacob's age comes zooming in between us. I, being the off balance human I am, fall to the ice. My bum was thoroughly soaked. Well, two guys that worked there came running over. One of them helped me up while the other proceeded to run to the kid who did this dastardly deed and knocked him over.... twice. Yep, he ran over there, pushed the kid to the ground, then as the kid got to skate away from this crazed man, pushed him again. It was actually quite enjoyable. A few seconds after this happened, the announcement came on over the speakers that "If you kids want to zoom in and out of the other skaters, and knock over the less skilled ones than you, I WILL kick you out!" Which is actually what he said. Maybe not word for word, but that IS what he said. Even the "less skilled" part. I was hurt. This guy also seemed to always be RIGHT THERE too. STALKER!!!!
This was also quite funny because Crystal got run into, which made her skate into a cone and fall, which made the person behind us skate over her hand and cut it. No one ran over to her. She also fell down another time. Still, no one came. Then she had a couple spots of momentary blindness.
I think that over all my experience was better than hers.